This was given to me at the mall today. Lul!!!
Does anyone really get into a relationship with Taylor Swift thinking “Wow I bet this relationship is gonna really work out!”
All our children will be named after band members or T.V. shows.
Someone you don’t know friend requests you on facebook
“Da fuck are you and why are you trying to communicate with me?”
Someone on Tumblr follows you
“OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU PLEASE COME LIVE IN MY CLOSET!!!”
When you get out of the shower do you dry your bellybutton?
Having a terrible day at school and then realizing you have left over Chinese food.
What if I was really their 9,999 visitor and all this time I’ve been ignoring them when I could be a god damn millionaire by now!!!
Watching cats and dogs. Loving life!!!
My exciting weekend!!! You know identifying them is harder than you think!!!
Time are tough for everyone apparently.
This is why I love him