It Starts with a Pen

Okay I’m done I swear.

Sorry to any guys that follow me!!!

lawlawlaw:

Omfg…I just died..<3

lawlawlaw:

Omfg…I just died..<3

me: *glance at person*

period: instantly horny

me: *laugh*

period: waterfall

me: *glance at person*

period: wild sex fantasy

me: *hungry*

period: here eat this and gain 10 pounds

me: *something bad happens*

period: LETS SOB UNCONTROLLABLY

me: *glance at person*

period: go have sex with them

mattchew03:

This is giving me LIFE right now.

bunnyfood:

Get that dog a pool

bunnyfood:

Get that dog a pool